I've been jerking you off and putting you on my dick for a minute. Squidward, come out!

A stranger's dick? I'm not afraid of it - I can fuck him myself 🎃

Okay, customer, I'll give it to you 🍆 But if you don't buy it, the police will turn you in 🤬

What a fucked up ex-fucking (spoiler alert - and fucking around, too 😡 )

You came, and then I came! But there's just one thing about you

Spread your legs, I'm gonna fuck you. You can't just lie there

Fucking hell, I didn't get a visa out of line for nothing, look who the fuck I fucked

Letting a nigger cum in my wife - that's fucked up, I'm so brave, you know

I'm dating her for the sex - she fucks hot and she's a princess 👸

Wake me up and make me horny. Fuck me, I want a cock now

Why look for a guy when you can squirt when your bro fucks you?

I fucked her gently, I came in her - oops, I'm a daddy now 🫢

I get that kind of innuendo, and I get it. I'm gonna fuck you and put it in your mouth

Boy: licking is embarrassing. Man: enjoys the orgasms of his beloved

I didn't expect my ass to throb from anal myself

I want me to sleep and my brother to come and fuck me. Done!

Your friend didn't cum in me - I tied him up and had a creampie

How risky is arousing - a guy taking a shower and a friend cums on his face

You're almost naked, don't be surprised by the boner! Even though I'm an employee, I'll fuck you

One more and then cum! You've already fucked all the orgasms out of me, bro

The new roommate is sexy 🥵 I cum 4 times with her, even creampies

You think I'm not wearing panties? You guessed it 😌 That's how I want to fuck you

I came so fucking hard myself, no offense to the creampie, bro

No money? I'll take it in kind 😏 I've wanted a girl with that figure for a long time 🔥